Send nudes

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw) 05/27/2018 at 15:05 • Filed to: Dots, Porsche, Send nudes

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+10 points for putting the message under the spoiler so it’s only visible at speed

-1 billion points for content

-1 billion points for the shitty scheme

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:13

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considers sending a nude.....*figures you lot could probably do without*

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/27/2018 at 15:17

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See, I wanted to send him a picture of my 50 year old hairy white ass, but he didn’t include an address to send to...

fhrblig > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:21

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Nah, I’d rather it be displayed at all times so it’s immediately apparent that the driver is a terrible person.

sony1492 > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:21

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:23

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dude.... his plate is right there

how hard could it be to figure out where to send your ass too?

WilliamsSW > fhrblig 05/27/2018 at 15:23

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The wrap job strongly hints at it.

The message under the spoiler just removes any doubt whatsoever.

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/27/2018 at 15:26

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I actually am not aware of an easy way here in the US?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:26

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Im not sure if the almost Porsche font makes it better or worse.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:32

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having just tried it..... i did not now you cant just track every plate in the states

you can here :p

WilliamsSW > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/27/2018 at 15:35

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Maybe a little worse.

But that’s horrible in any font.

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/27/2018 at 15:37

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Maybe people would be less of an asshole if they knew that they could be tracked down easily.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:37

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We all need high speed nudes from time to time

wafflesnfalafel > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:44

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goofball... and what is with that stripe along the side and over the rear fenders...

WilliamsSW > wafflesnfalafel 05/27/2018 at 15:48

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To make matters even worse, it said Martini on the hood.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:53

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Dealer plates? I wonder if they even know it says that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 15:57

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At least it matches?

WilliamsSW > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/27/2018 at 15:58

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Are those dealer plates? Not familiar with Michigan.

But let’s just say that the driver looked like about what you would expect (high likelihood there was a vape cloud inside the car), so I assumed it was his car. Had a blonde woman riding shotgun also.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 16:04

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The little D in the middle indicates that it is a dealer plate much like how the little M indicates a manufacturer plate.

WilliamsSW > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/27/2018 at 16:12

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Oh I thought it stood for douchebag in this instance lol

diplodicus forgot his password > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/27/2018 at 18:22

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More than likely a higher up at the dealers car. He just doesn’t have to pay taxes and shit since it’s registered to the dealership.

Nauraushaun > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 18:25

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Only visible at speed implies the owner doesn’t have the spoiler configured to “up” all the time.

In my experience that’s rarely the case.

Especially with Model Xs

WilliamsSW > Nauraushaun 05/27/2018 at 18:55

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This was on the highway, initially around 75 mph. At one point we slowed for traffic and the spoiler retracted, then went up again when we sped up again. He was going faster than me, but not by much.

Nauraushaun > WilliamsSW 05/27/2018 at 23:03

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Excellent :D Tbh seeing them retract is the exciting part. If you’re showing up your retractable spoiler by having it up you’re missing the point.

It’s like having your popup lights up during the day! The whole point is that they hide

CalzoneGolem > WilliamsSW 06/01/2018 at 10:51

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I like that stripe

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem 06/01/2018 at 10:58

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Might have been influenced by this? It had the Martini logo (monochrome) on the hood, too.